Tsubaki...
W-Why...?
Why are you lookin' at me with those pitying eyes?!
Episode 74: Food Fighter Home Visit!
What's a second-year high school boy doing playing with a candy box bonus toy in the hallway?!
It's pathetic! Pathetic! Pathetic!
Oh, my!
Hey, don't just call it a "candy box bonus toy"!
This is the Pentz SSK, the most popular in Glinko's "Cars from Around the World" series!
You don't know how many boxes of candy I had to buy to finally get this!
I don't need to know the details!
You don't bring a toy to school in the first place, fool!
Do you believe these two?
I don't remember a rule like that!
It's got nothing to do with your studies!
Idiot! I was studying about engines!
Where's the engine on this toy?!
I'm confiscating this!
Cut it out! Give it back!
Forget it! I'm not sensing the least bit of remorse, so forget it!
That cost me a whole 200 yen!
Pocket change!
Gimme!
Never!
You broke it!
N-No, I just touched it...
Hey, what the hell?! You pulled on it here, and it came off!
I-I didn't... I didn't...
It's not even funny! I can't take this anymore!
These two, right?
After all the time it took me to get it...
How are you gonna make this up to me?!
He's totally on the counterattack.
Sorry. I'll pay for it.
That's not gonna cut it!
You don't understand anything!
I bought a lotta boxes of candy before finally getting this car.
It's worth over 2,000 yen!
You got it?! Pay me back with the actual thing! Yeah?!
You think it's okay to bring that kind of thing to school?!
You're angry at me?!
I have it.
I have that toy at my house.
Really?
I'm talking a Glinko giveaway...
I'm sure I've seen the same one at home.
My father collects things like that.
Huh. So your dad's really into that stuff, Mimorin.
We've got a ton of them at home, so if there's an extra of that one, you can have it.
Oh, I don't want you to go the trouble...
The only problem is we have so many that I don't know which is which.
I know! Why don't you come over now?
To your house?
To my house!
You mean me?
Yes. And you bear responsibility for breaking it, Tsubaki, so you come, too.
Um...
The head of the Unyuu Group's...
...mansion?!
Here it is.
B-Building...
Hey, a helicopter's suddenly dropped us off at an amazing place!
Oh, no! I'm so nervous, my tummy hurts!
Does my sock have a hole in it?!
Welcome!
Welcome home, Miss.
I'm home.
Whoa, she's got a butler!
This is the first butler I've seen in my life!
Miss!
Welcome home, Miss!
And an army of servants!
We've also been expecting you, Miss Mimori's school friends.
I'll hold on to your jacket and belongings.
Nah, I've got it!
Go ahead, you can give it to him.
Already, this is like a five-star hotel...
Thank you for coming today.
The master is looking forward to your visit as a giraffe looks forward to high branches.
Confirmed! Three schoolmates!
Open the gate! I repeat!
Three schoolmates confirmed! Open the gate!
Roger! It'll be ready in 40 seconds!
Gate opening!
The door's starting to open!
W-What should we do?! If we're going to leave, now's the time!
It's already too late to turn back!
Hey, do you think my clothes are okay for this? Hey!
Well, we're here.
Everyone, this is the entrance.
Please, come on up.
Wait! This is the entrance?! It's about as big as Tokio Dome!
It's my grandfather's policy.
"The entrance is the face of a house, so the bigger the better", he says.
This is too big!
Just how big does he want his face?!
It's just like Tokio Dome!
You just like the sound of "Tokio Dome", don't ya?!
You can leave your shoes there. Then we'll get on the elevator.
Our shoes... Anywhere here is okay?
I don't know which end is up here...
I'm so nervous, I'm drenched with sweat!
We're going up.
This is the entrance hall.
The entrance mat alone is as big as the school gym.
The house plants are like a jungle!
But if the entrance is this huge, where's the actual house?
It seems like the most of the site is taken up by this...
The house is underground.
Underground?!
As you said, the building above ground is taken up entirely by this entrance,
Entrance
so the house proper was built underground.
What's with the Unyuu home?!
How many square meters is your house?!
It's as big as Tokio Dome!
Okay, let's take this elevator down.
Why did we come up in the first place then?!
I totally don't get the point of the entrance!
This elevator is some kinda big, huh?
Yeah...
I'd like to even live in here...
Long ride, huh?
How many meters down are we going?
I'm scared of this house...
You're the one that said she wants to live here!
We've arrived.
Please come in.
It's a town!
A town! Why is there a town here?!
Why...?
Why do you think that question's strange?!
The question is, why are there houses inside a house?!
Oh. Those are the servants' houses.
All 700 of the Unyuu family servants are given a garden house.
Somebody's got a warped sense of scale and way of thinking.
Maybe I'll get a job here after graduating...
Look at all the cars drivin' around...
There's a police box, too.
We've got a shopping mall, too.
Why!?
There's a farm and fields!
I bet this place is entirely self-sustaining!
And how is there a sky in here?!
We're still a long way from my home.
Let's ride a carriage there.
You don't have to keep commenting on everything, Himeko.
Thanks. I'm gonna take a little break.
U-Um, Unyuu, I'm not sure if it's okay to ask you this...
What is it?
Um... I was wondering how much the Unyuu family fortune is worth...
That's a good question.
Fortune?
I know it's a rude question.
I'm just a little curious...
But never mind. You don't have to answer.
Five quintillion yen.
Five quintillion?!
Q-Quint...?!
What's a "quint"?! It sounds scary!
Um... A trillion times ten-thousand... times five?!
My head's gonna explode!
Then how much is your allowance, Mimorin?!
You got some nerve askin' her that! Though I totally wanna know!
I don't get a monthly allowance.
I have a credit card.
Oh, I see.
This jet-black card...
What's a jet-black card?!
Well, we got here before we knew it, huh?
It's about 40 minutes since we were in the entrance.
It's huge, but I'm past the point of being shocked by something this size.
Yeah. I thought it'd be bigger.
It would be inconvenient if the house were too big, so it was purposefully made small.
You two are totally frozen.
My father is waiting in the living room with a little reception.
Um... We don't need...
It doesn't feel at all like we came here to pick up a toy.
Please, come in.
What is this?!
Welcome to the Unyuu residence, friends of Mimori!
This is overdoin' it!
Unyuu
Again, let me welcome you.
I'm Mimori's father, Unyuu Rintarou.
I'm delighted that you could come.
Mimori so rarely brings friends home, so this makes me so happy!
Really, I couldn't be more thrilled!
Please, make yourselves at home.
S-Sure.
So by the way, I gather you've come to ask me something.
Hey! What do we do?!
About what?
Don't give me "about what"?!
In this atmosphere, only a superhero would be able to say,
"My Glinko giveaway car is busted, so please give me your spare!"
This is what you get for making a fuss over some toy!
You're the one who broke it!
What are you doing fighting here?!
Oh, shut up!
Actually, Father, Fujisaki-san is collecting the same thing you are,
but one of them got broken, so if you have an extra one of the same type,
we were wondering if you would maybe let him have it.
Oh, the same collection...
So that's what this is about!
Even though you're young, we have the same taste, eh?
Certainly. Which collection would that be?
Golf clubs? Or wine?
'85 was a splendid year for Romanee-Conti Magnum!
Actually... um...
Simply wonderful!
This is what it is...
Th-This is...
I-It's a candy giveaway...
C-Candy give away?!
No, um...
Enough already, let's go home! This situation is just too freaky!
I see. A Mercedes Pentz SSKL toy.
I think you have it as well, Father...
Yes. Certainly, I do...
...but mine is from the Pentz mini-car collection, made in Germany.
And then I also have a collection of the real thing.
What a pickle! I don't have the thing that he's seeking!
Hey! Prepare that at least!
I apologize, sir!
No, don't worry about it! We're on our way out anyway!
No, that won't do.
A guest who comes all the way here but leaves unsatisfied
is a discredit to the Unyuu family.
I will do everything in my power to get you the same exact thing.
Hey! Where can one buy this... what... this "candy give away"?!
At a convenience store, sir!
Buy every last one of these from stores across the country!
Yes, sir!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Really, I don't need it!
To be honest, I feel like I'm in hell!
Sir, I'm afraid that this particular premium item is randomly inserted
into the candy boxes, so there is no guarantee that we would obtain this model.
Oh, if you bought all of the boxes in the country, I'm sure it'd be in there!
I see. In that case...
Hello? Is this the president of Glinko?
What? You've stopped making the "Cars from Around the World" series?
Then would you do me a favor and make just one more?
You no longer have the molds?
Are you defying the Unyuu Group?
Please, stop this already! I'm sorry I asked you!
In the end, they recreated the mold to make this last one.
I swear I'll take good care of it!
And I never wanna feel this way again!
Huh?
That.
It's not a Pentz SSK, but an SSKL.
Is it the wrong one?
No, no, no, no!
Father ordered the wrong one, didn't he? I'm so sorry.
He'll have them make another one.
Who would believe they'd get into that mansion...
We meet at last... Sket Dance!
Continued
Thank you for the food!
Incredible. That's our Captain's Vanishing Cap'n Munch for you.
Don't talk like it's a special fighting move.
Honestly, the only other animal that could eat at that speed is a whale, right?
No one else can keep up with you!
Besides, you eat so fast, you can't even tell you're eating,
so there's nothin' to be embarrassed about!
Captain, your charm points are:
Your enthusiasm! Your thick eyebrows! And your prowess at eating!
What sounds like praise for a guy fits you to a T,
but that's what makes you awesome, Captain!
I'm sorry, Captain!
This guy has a disease known as "No Delicacy"!
He didn't mean any harm! You'll forgive him, won't you? Right?
Captain!
Here, look!
He feels really bad about it!
Really bad! Really bad!
Okay, Captain? Okay?
Fine.
That's the Captain I know! From the dynamic group 3!
She doesn't hold grudges against her friends!
That's our Captain, from the dynamic group 3!
I've made up my mind...
Huh?
I'm going to stop doing Cap'n Munch.
Captain!
She's totally holding a grudge!
What are you gonna do about it?! Captain's really pissed!
I was complimenting her!
I've never seen somebody suck at complimenting as much as you do.
See, the thing is, Captain's such a hot-blooded person,
so when I'm with her, it rubs off on me and...
I get like that...
I know how you feel.
I've gotten caught up in Captain's Cap'assion as well.
Still, why does your enthusiastic praise end up sounding like that?
You always hurt Captain too much.
Like at that ramen-eating challenge...
To get revenge on you, Captain ate seven kilos of ramen,
even forced herself to swallow the one food she hates, a hard-boiled egg,
then upchucked it all up!
Apparently, the old fart who ran that ramen shop was so shocked that he shut down!
That's my fault?!
And now I hear he's got a restaurant that serves Western-style food!
Why?!
Does that have anything to do with this?!
Jeez.
How the hell do you know what happened with the old fart who ran that ramen shop?!
Hey, kiddo!
Long time no see. I've been lookin' for you!
You! You're the old fart who ran that ramen shop!
How many times are you gonna say that?! Is that his name?!
You're lookin' for me?! W-What do you want?!
Kiddo, I got unfinished business with that girl with the braids.
I was shocked that day by how much she put down her gullet...
So much that I closed up the ramen shop and started a Western-style restaurant!
So what if you did?!
To get my revenge, I traveled all over the country
to scout out the strongest Food Fighter,
as well as concentrate on coming up with a tasty Western-style food menu.
That's where you lose me! Why bring it up?!
That's right. It'll be held at that person's place!
Who?
Accept my letter of challenge!
Let me have one more showdown with that girl!
There's no escape! Bastards! Little bastards! Little bastards!
What a dope...
Like we have to play along, y'know?
Bossun...
Yeah...
Right now, Captain's hurting. We can't tell her about this.
The only thing to do...
...is for me to accept the challenge...
Why?!
Why would you?! You must be an idiot!
There's no need for any of us to do it!
But if I don't do it, who will?!
I said, nobody has to do it!
That's our Bossun!
Fighting for a friend!
Oh, no! Captain's Cap'assion has driven them mad!
No!
Welcome.
I never figured the showdown would be held at the Unyuu mansion.
"That person's place." So he meant Mimorin's dad?
And is this really underground?
Come to think of it, this is your first time here, huh, Switch?
Is this Neo Tokyo-3?!
Are we in a deep underground air defense city?
Will I win?
I've returned to this hallway...
I'm walking...
White Tiger
Will I be able to walk back home?
Green
Unyuu-sama, thank you very much for lending me the use of this stadium today.
Not at all! You're all acquainted with the former ramen shop owner, right?
W-What am I doing here?
And you, too!
Please tell him that I was invited by Mimorin-senpai.
This is a gathering of bugs.
Hey, by the way, where's that girl?
What the hell's goin' on here?!
Captain put the cap on her Cap'n Munch.
She can't battle any more!
Hey! Would you quit it with the act?!
Why are you so into this?!
She's not fighting anymore! I'm gonna do it!
Stop being so hyper!
You're makin' my brain roll around!
Bossun!
Th-That girl quit...?
She won't be a Food Fighter?!
You too, old man?!
It's Cap'assion.
It's said that when Captain is a part of any developments,
everyone else is hit with her aura of youthful passion and becomes extremely passionate.
Nobody says that!
When did you start becoming the character who explains everything?!
Fine, whatever!
You don't care?!
I'm not interested in any lion that's lost its fangs.
I'll only engage a warrior who's heading for me.
You're the one who started this!
The rules are simple.
All of the dishes on this table must be consumed in order.
Whoever reaches the goal first is the winner.
Persevere Even As You're Throwing Up Blood Marathon
Anyone who raises their hand to give up or pukes automatically loses.
I can't run anymore!
Your opponents are the Food Fighting doubles champions of the North Kanto region,
the Kashiwabara Brothers!
You didn't go looking all over the country!
I'll tell you right now... they're strong.
I was hopin' you'd say that!
Alright, fine! Good luck!
By the way, isn't one more person going to participate on this side?
Aren't you gonna do it, Switch?
I'm not, that's for sure.
I know! The opponents are brothers, so let's go with brothers over here, too!
Tsubaki, I'm counting on you!
There's no way he'll go out there.
Who cares?
Leave it to me!
You're into it, too?!
DOS!
Please tell him that.
Shit. No other way around it. This is for Captain.
Just for today, I'll partner up with you without a fuss.
Alright...
Showdown time!
Start!
Begin!
Bossun, that's a great pace!
He's like a human thermal power plant!
Well, he's got the right moves, anyway...
Old man, you better not underestimate Bossun.
Bossun is serious when he's fighting for his friends.
I just pray he doesn't gobble it down too fast now
only to run out of steam for the second half.
Don't worry. Bossun would never lose at a time like this.
Bet on it! Bet on it!
He's giving up.
You gave up this early on?!
What the hell's wrong with you?! Show some fighting spirit!
What the hell, after I gave that little passionate speech about you?!
All you've eaten so far is ginger-friend pork and tomato soup!
That's like a normal set meal!
Amateur! An amateur of amateurs!
Is this the best you can do, brat?!
This is what you get for acting cocky when you're not even a Food Fighter!
An amateur should just keep his mouth shut...
...and slowly eat somethin' off the kids' menu!
The patient has gained consciousness.
I'm sorry... everyone.
Don't talk.
Bossun, you did fine. There's nothing for you to be ashamed of.
Yes. It wasn't your fault.
It doesn't mean anything if I lost...
That's right. It's always been like this.
Even though I can't do it,
I always take the challenge and wind up gettin' my ass kicked.
I'm always like a dirty dust rag
that's been left out to dry on the veranda and forgotten.
It's like I don't know what else to do, so I go too far with everything.
This time, too, I wanted to make amends for hurting Captain...
...and this is what I get.
Is it okay if I just go to sleep now?
Bossun!
Fujisaki!
Why? Are you gonna die?
The showdown's not over yet!
You!
White Tiger
Captain!
What are you doing here?!
I see! So you're finally in the mood for a showdown?!
This is what I've been waitin' for!
I wished for it and it came true!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Let's have a showdown!
Bossun, over here.
She's fast!
I'm sorry, Bossun. I kept you waiting.
Captain...
Leave the rest to me.
Captain's so cool!
Let me handle this, School Council President.
Okay, it's in your hands!
I've trained all this time just to take you down, girl!
The sun's gonna set, so let's hurry up with this.
Now the real battle is gonna begin!
Am I the only one here who isn't caught up in Cap'assion?!
Bossun!
Yeah, this isn't good.
Cap has put the cap on her Cap'n Munch.
What's she gonna do?
Can't she just use it?!
Alright, let's start again!
Begin!
I'll win this without Cap'n Munch!
Use it!
Look! The younger Kashiwabara brother is making a last spurt!
How about Captain?!
Relatively slow!
The older and younger are switching off!
The big brother eats three times as powerfully as his little brother!
Oh, my! He's eating the bone of that T-bone steak!
Why?!
No, all you have to do is eat the meat off it!
Without Cap'n Munch, she won't be able to...
Just use it!
Captain! Captain!
I'm really sorry for what I said to you!
Don't speak! Your wound will open up!
He doesn't have any wound!
Go ahead...
Release it, Captain...
Unleash it! Unleash Cap'n Munch!
With the power of fury!
No!
No! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Bossun!
I'm done with Cap'n Munch...
I'm done!
Captain...
Tomato Soup
W-What...?!
The food on the plate is disappearing!
W-What happened?
I couldn't see anything.
Captain... Don't tell me you... released Cap'n Munch?
How?!
What kind of eating is that?!
It's several times faster than her usual Cap'n Munch!
The food isn't being sucked up, it's just disappearing!
Captain woke it up with the power of fury!
That doesn't make any sense!
It's Neo-Cap'n Munch!
Neo-Cap'n Munch?!
You just made that up!
It's theorized that she exceeds the speed of sound sucking up the food,
which causes a small-scale sonic boom.
There you go with your scientific-sounding explanation again!
The wave produced by a bullet, jet plane, and gunpowder explosion...
The wave that tells you Mach has been surpassed...
The supersonic speed that only gunpowder or a jet should be able to reach...
That incredible phenomenon...
Captain can do it!
You're awesome, Captain!
In a matter of moments, she's turned the tables!
For some reason, even I feel a burning in my chest...
Go, go, Captain!
Goal!
The victor is Captain-san!
Yes!
Captain... Um, I...
It's okay. It's over, Bossun.
When you let loose that technique, we were helpless.
Total defeat.
I never thought you'd be able to put away your one weakness so easily,
all those boiled eggs I had in there.
Boiled eggs?
That was in there?
Well, sure, Captain.
You wolfed them right down.
That's right!
One right after the other!
Maybe you didn't notice...?
I'm really sorry, Captain.